you make me want to be a better dog.

I'm thinking about turning over a new leaf for spring, trying to be a better dog, but I have conflicting ideas on what *good* is.


I hear from one side being good is sharing the sun spot with the kitties.


But then I also hear that it's okay to run up to the kitties and pop the cuz toy from my mouth so it hits them in the face.



Wait, that's confusing, this side says it's NOT good to throw any toys at kitties faces.



Wow, this side thinks sunspots are for pansies, and I should chase kitties whenever I see them!



This is too confusing, I'm just gonna put these in my mouth.